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Post by Raiu on Mar 21, 2009 10:21:12 GMT -5
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body? I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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Post by R.eaper on Mar 21, 2009 13:36:11 GMT -5
XD Nice.
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Post by Bass on Mar 21, 2009 16:17:18 GMT -5
wow, this is so wrong...
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Post by Raiu on Mar 22, 2009 20:27:52 GMT -5
I got another
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Post by Bass on Mar 22, 2009 20:48:50 GMT -5
NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!
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Post by Raiu on Mar 22, 2009 20:54:14 GMT -5
but this one is funnier
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Post by Bass on Mar 22, 2009 21:05:33 GMT -5
dear lord...
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Post by Raiu on Mar 22, 2009 22:06:33 GMT -5
ok so 5 guys walk into a bar what happens to the 6ith
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Post by R.eaper on Mar 22, 2009 23:01:34 GMT -5
He dies of a coma. XD
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Post by Raiu on Mar 23, 2009 8:56:11 GMT -5
no he ducked.
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Post by haven on Mar 25, 2009 17:38:16 GMT -5
love them both
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Post by Raiu on Mar 26, 2009 8:22:51 GMT -5
YAY
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Post by Bass on Mar 26, 2009 16:39:31 GMT -5
still lame, plus you screwed up the joke. it's "Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
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Post by Raiu on Mar 26, 2009 18:33:35 GMT -5
it can be any number its not set in stone
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Post by Gekashi on Mar 28, 2009 23:00:55 GMT -5
yo
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Post by Raiu on Mar 29, 2009 12:47:11 GMT -5
stop the yo
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Post by Gekashi on Mar 30, 2009 7:46:58 GMT -5
it my thing man
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